one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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