I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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