Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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