I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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