I can't watch pbs sober anymore
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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