How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
if i died would you start the facebook group?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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