Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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