problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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