I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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