I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Still dying that you shit outside
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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