So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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