Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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