I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
