singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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