I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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