Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
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