we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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