He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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