hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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