So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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