I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
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The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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