talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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