belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
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totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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