Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Farmville is her only friend.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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