Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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