I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
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Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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