Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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