Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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