Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
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Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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