doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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