You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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