she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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