Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
