Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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