you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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