I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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