tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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