guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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