Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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