so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
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I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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