i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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