you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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