I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Randomize
