My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize