I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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