I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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