called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
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He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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