How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
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Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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