help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
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i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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