Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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