Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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