last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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