Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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