It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
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Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
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Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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