i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
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I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Oh god it's open bar.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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