Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
...so i touched it.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
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I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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