I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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