My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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