She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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