you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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