i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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