Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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