Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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