so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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